Good Afternoon Cock Gobblers! Today is Blow Job Joke Day! You’d think after living all these years, I’d have heard them all.
Stay tuned for another Guest Blogger post by the lovely Mistress Rita this week!
On With The Jokes!
What’s The Difference Between Your Paycheck And Your Dick?
You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
What Did Cinderella Do When She Got To The Ball?
Gagged
What Do Marriage And A Tornado Have In Common?
You start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Rooster And Peanut Butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
My Favorite!
A woman comes into a hardware store.
“May I help you ma’am?”
“Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge.”
“Do you wanna screw for it?”
“No thanks,” she responds, “but I’ll blow you for that clock radio over there.”
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